To My Dear Barry from Yosama.:

To My Dear Barry from Yosama.

By admin • June 8, 2008

My Dear Barry,

I would like to congratulate you on successfully finishing the democratic primaries. I have been watching your taped speeches and I have to tell you, man, from now on you my hero. The way you pulled out from that nasty, dirty and immoral attack on you from MSM is something that supposes to be written into the world history books.

Yes, I am talking about the made up stuff about your favorite Rev Jeremiah. That poor old man was just expressing his rights for freedom of speech (something that nobody will have once we take over your country, with your help of course) and telling the truth about white people of Amriika. It’s not like you have been going to that same church for 50 years.

Yes, I am talking about the Father Pfleger, how you would know that he will show true face of your church (btw, that is second thing on my To Do list) once again. May be he just wanted Rev Jeremiah popularity, don’t judge him, and just ask him politely not to do that again on camera.
Yes, I am talking about Tony Rezko, it’s not like you associated with pay-to-play politics in any way, right ?

I am not writing you this email to point out the skeletons , just wanted to give you a few very good advices, before the start of the presidential elections in November.

Keep getting “shocked” whenever MSM finds something that you would not want them to know. It seems as if like it is working great for you.
Blame everything on people for not understanding that all above mentioned is nothing more than a personal opinion (don’t forget to remind me about this one somewhere in November of 2012, please) or freedom of speech.
Keep promising the Jerusalem to Jews, while both of us know that it is nothing else than a true Bull’s sh*t,
Keep promising healthcare to whites and blacks,
Keep promising citizenship to illegal immigrants and don’t forget to throw in free healthcare you promised to whites and blacks.

At last, once you see that nobody is buying into it anymore blame them for seeing your true face. Take them for a guilt trip, promise them something along the lines giving you a chance to make it up to them once you become the next president. Trust me, that one works with Amriikans every single time.

Now, once you become the next president don’t forget your promise to my best friends in Iran, Venezuela and North Korea about ending war in Iraq, cutting back army spending. and few minor things like turning white house to a mosque. Also, don’t forget that our dearest hamas still supports you no matter what.
Truly yours,
Yosama

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