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LETTER FROM THE BOSS…..

Azer — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 18:53:38 +0000

Big THANKS to whoever submitted the following joke from contact us page. Next time leave a valid email please.

LETTER FROM THE BOSS…..

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President, and that our taxes, and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%.

Since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off six of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me, since I believe we are family here and I didn’t know how to choose who would have to go.
So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lot and found six Obama bumper stickers on our employees’ cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can’t think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change; I gave it to them.
I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.

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Survey in England…

admin — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 18:23:24 +0000

The following question was asked in a recent poll:

‘Are there too many immigrants in Britain?’

21% Said: Yes

17% Said: No

62% Said: عهد الأمن العالمي بواشنط

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Pic of the day.

admin — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 22:14:21 +0000

A picture says thousand words.

Bring Democracy

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American Dad or meet the Saudi arabian Propagation of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice

JohnG — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 05:58:42 +0000

Have you ever tried and failed to explain to some knuckleheads why Saudi arabia sucks or what is wrong with its ruling system? Here is your chance to do that. Show them this cartoon and once they finished laughing their a$$ off send them here, may be then they will see that its not funny at all.

Linky to the video : American Dad- Stan Of Arabia, Part 1

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Something peaceful: french puppies.

admin — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 03:57:14 +0000

This is what i call a most peaceful environment.

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NSFW: French version of burka.

admin — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 05:24:21 +0000

French do have a sense of humor after all. I did not get a thing from what this reporter is saying but now i know that french did not fully submit to sharia laws …yet.

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Dump the praying time to play.

JohnG — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 22:20:00 +0000

Just received a video in email, must share it.

It looks like these dudes got bored of praying 5 times a day and decided to prank their mullah or dad or whoever is that is.

Pretty funny video.

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What would you do with 72 virgins ?

Azer — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 16:04:43 +0000

…or how would you like them ?

Don’t be shy, give us some of your “after-life paradise dreams” with 72 virgins. Some of those i asked said:

Extra Virgin
36 virgins with cialis in first 36 hours and refund the rest for another 36 days of earthy life.
marry 4 and exchange the other 68 for sheeps and goats from hell
Do they come pre-washed ?
take it with salt and grain

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If you have difficulty understanding the current world financial situation, the following should help…

admin — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 02:13:09 +0000

There is no easier way to explain current situation with Wall Street and the economy.

Once upon a time in a village in India, a man announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10.

The villagers seeing there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them. The man bought thousands at $10, but, as the supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their efforts. The man further announced that he would now buy at $20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again.
Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer rate increased to $25 and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it!
The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now act as buyer, on his behalf.
In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers: ‘Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at $35 and when he returns from the city, you can sell them back to him for $50.
The villagers squeezed together their savings and bought all the monkeys.

Then they never saw the man or his assistant again, only monkeys everywhere!

Welcome to WALL STREET.

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I declare jihad on you…

admin — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 16:40:43 +0000

Are you tired of terrorists, their supporters and alikes? Would you love to give Osama and his goons his hate back? Then why not declare a jihad on them at Jihad on you.
Who ever came up with that has a good sense of humor.

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