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Just received a video in email, must share it.

It looks like these dudes got bored of praying  5  times a day and decided to prank their mullah or dad or whoever is that is.

Pretty funny video.

Technorati Tags: praying, funny, jokes, humor, desert

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Received an email with bunch of pictures of military guys having fun. I have never thought military people have a real sense of humor, seems like i was mistaken.

Linky :
1) http://www.tom-phillips.info/images/funny.military.htm
2) http://www.tom-phillips.info/images/funny.military.2.htm

Technorati Tags: military, fun, humor, iraq

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MC CAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in
cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One! that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn’t about me.

GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

DICK CHENEY:
Where’s my gun?

COLIN POWELL:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with that chicken… What is your definition of chicken?

AL GORE:
I invented the chicken.

JOHN KERRY:
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken’s intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

AL SHARPTON:
Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

DR. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he’s acting by not taking on his current problems before adding new problems.

OPRAH:
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I’m going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

ANDERSON COOPER, CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

NANCY GRACE:
That chicken crossed the road because he’s guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way
he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART:
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer’s
Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with
a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, But why it
crossed I’ve not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die in the rain, alone.

JERRY FALWELL:
Because the chicken was gay! Can’t you people see the plain truth? That’s why they call it the ‘other side.’ Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay, too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like ‘the other side.’ That chicken should not be crossing the road. It’s as plain and as simple as that.

GRANDPA:
In my day we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS:
Isn’t that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time,
the heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world
crossing roads together, in peace.

BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your
important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2008.
This new platform is much more stable and will never cra…#@&&^(C%……….reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Or did the road move beneath the chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one?

Link: stolen from Namepros

Technorati Tags: fun, humor, joke, politics, obama, hillary, clinton

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Loool.  Jihad The Musical. I guess soon we will see another “youth” attack, burning cars and embassies. I wish they played in NY, i would have definitely go to see it.

Technorati Tags: videos, fun, funny, osama, jihad

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The fourth of July is coming up and I want to buy something interesting for the holiday. This is one of those days when it is good to remind people what Independence Day stands for. So I headed to café press to get something related to our favorite topic, Jihad, Islam and Freedom.
I did not really expect to see such a big choice. There is your plain and simple “Jihad sucks” t-shirts and then there are something that says it all with a finger gesture. Some people expressed their feelings towards Obama in nicely drawn cartoons.
I am posting here the ones I really liked and made some sense to me.

Technorati Tags: jesus, tshirts, obama, hillary, jihad, fun, funny, cartoons

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Nice photoshop job.

Link to original place: www.ireport.com

Technorati Tags: hillary, obama, politics, fun, funny, pictures

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I just received an email with a joke. I thought you might like it. I did.

John McCain, Hillary Clinton and Barak Obama were walking down a Washington DC street when they came upon a homeless man.

John McCain gave the man his business card and told him to come to his office for a job. He then took $20 out of his pocket and gave it to the man.

Hillary was very impressed, so when they came upon another homeless person, she decided to help. She walked to him and gave him directions to the welfare office. She then reached into McCain’s pocket and got out $20. She kept the $15 for her administrative fees and gave the homeless man $5.

When they came upon yet another homeless person, Barak told him to “have hope… change is coming…” and gave him nothing.

Now do you understand the difference?

Here is the original version, with drawings.

Technorati Tags: politics, hillary, mccain, obama, funny, fun, jokes, elections 2008

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If you still believe in Hillary and would love to help her beat up Obama then this flash game is for you. If you like Obama-messiah more then there is a payback option too. You decide who will be running for presidential seat from Democratic party this coming November.

TALK IS CHEAP

Had enough cheap talk? Now comes the time to get your hands dirty, let the beast out, take the gloves off. Blood Ballot is the democratic primary fighting game that lets you take a swing at the big shots. Play as either Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama, anything goes and no trick is too dirty in this battle for the future of America.

Link: Blood Ballot

Technorati Tags: obama, politics, hillary, flash game, games, humor, fun

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Royal Anglians dancing Y.M.C.A in thongs )

Hat tip: http://www.thedonovan.com/

Technorati Tags: humor, video, fun, troops

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