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LETTER FROM THE BOSS…..
As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President, and that our taxes, and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%.
Since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off six of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me, since I believe we are family here and I didn’t know how to choose who would have to go.
So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lot and found six Obama bumper stickers on our employees’ cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can’t think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change; I gave it to them.
I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.
Have you ever tried and failed to explain to some knuckleheads why Saudi arabia sucks or what is wrong with its ruling system? Here is your chance to do that. Show them this cartoon and once they finished laughing their a$$ off send them here, may be then they will see that its not funny at all.
Loool. Jihad The Musical. I guess soon we will see another “youth” attack, burning cars and embassies. I wish they played in NY, i would have definitely go to see it.
The fourth of July is coming up and I want to buy something interesting for the holiday. This is one of those days when it is good to remind people what Independence Day stands for. So I headed to café press to get something related to our favorite topic, Jihad, Islam and Freedom.
I did not really expect to see such a big choice. There is your plain and simple “Jihad sucks” t-shirts and then there are something that says it all with a finger gesture. Some people expressed their feelings towards Obama in nicely drawn cartoons.
I am posting here the ones I really liked and made some sense to me.
I just received an email with a joke. I thought you might like it. I did.
John McCain, Hillary Clinton and Barak Obama were walking down a Washington DC street when they came upon a homeless man.
John McCain gave the man his business card and told him to come to his office for a job. He then took $20 out of his pocket and gave it to the man.
Hillary was very impressed, so when they came upon another homeless person, she decided to help. She walked to him and gave him directions to the welfare office. She then reached into McCain’s pocket and got out $20. She kept the $15 for her administrative fees and gave the homeless man $5.
When they came upon yet another homeless person, Barak told him to “have hope… change is coming…” and gave him nothing.