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February 10th, 2009
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NSFW: French version of burka.
January 22nd, 2009
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French do have a sense of humor after all. I did not get a thing from what this reporter is saying but now i know that french did not fully submit to sharia laws …yet.
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If you have difficulty understanding the current world financial situation, the following should help…
October 15th, 2008
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There is no easier way to explain current situation with Wall Street and the economy.
Once upon a time in a village in India, a man announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10.
The villagers seeing there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them. The man bought thousands at $10, but, as the supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their efforts. The man further announced that he would now buy at $20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again.
Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer rate increased to $25 and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it!
The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now act as buyer, on his behalf.
In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers: ‘Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at $35 and when he returns from the city, you can sell them back to him for $50.
The villagers squeezed together their savings and bought all the monkeys.
Then they never saw the man or his assistant again, only monkeys everywhere!
Welcome to WALL STREET.
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I declare jihad on you…
August 24th, 2008
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Military humor.
August 14th, 2008
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Received an email with bunch of pictures of military guys having fun. I have never thought military people have a real sense of humor, seems like i was mistaken.
Linky :
1) http://www.tom-phillips.info/images/funny.military.htm
2) http://www.tom-phillips.info/images/funny.military.2.htm
Technorati Tags: military, fun, humor, iraq
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
June 30th, 2008
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!
JOHN MC CAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in
cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.
HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One! that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn’t about me.
GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
DICK CHENEY:
Where’s my gun?
COLIN POWELL:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with that chicken… What is your definition of chicken?
AL GORE:
I invented the chicken.
JOHN KERRY:
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken’s intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
AL SHARPTON:
Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.
DR. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he’s acting by not taking on his current problems before adding new problems.
OPRAH:
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I’m going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
ANDERSON COOPER, CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
NANCY GRACE:
That chicken crossed the road because he’s guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way
he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
MARTHA STEWART:
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer’s
Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
DR SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with
a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, But why it
crossed I’ve not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die in the rain, alone.
JERRY FALWELL:
Because the chicken was gay! Can’t you people see the plain truth? That’s why they call it the ‘other side.’ Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay, too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like ‘the other side.’ That chicken should not be crossing the road. It’s as plain and as simple as that.
GRANDPA:
In my day we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
BARBARA WALTERS:
Isn’t that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time,
the heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.
ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world
crossing roads together, in peace.
BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your
important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2008.
This new platform is much more stable and will never cra…#@&&^(C%……….reboot.
ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Or did the road move beneath the chicken?
COLONEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one?
Link: stolen from Namepros
Technorati Tags: fun, humor, joke, politics, obama, hillary, clinton
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Blood Ballot, that is the game.
June 18th, 2008
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If you still believe in Hillary and would love to help her beat up Obama then this flash game is for you. If you like Obama-messiah more then there is a payback option too. 
You decide who will be running for presidential seat from Democratic party this coming November.
TALK IS CHEAP
Had enough cheap talk? Now comes the time to get your hands dirty, let the beast out, take the gloves off. Blood Ballot is the democratic primary fighting game that lets you take a swing at the big shots. Play as either Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama, anything goes and no trick is too dirty in this battle for the future of America.
Link: Blood Ballot
Technorati Tags: obama, politics, hillary, flash game, games, humor, fun
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Obama condoms; a change you can believe in!
June 12th, 2008
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Just came upon this website. 100 % on.
These are uncertain times. The economy’s a ball-buster and the surge went flaccid… but now there’s Obama Condoms, for a change you can believe in!
Linky: Obama condoms
Isn’t it against the law to use known people on your products with out their consent ?
Update: There is more info from Haaretz, on the company that produces it.
Technorati Tags: obama, humor, condoms, politics
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Guess what? Al-Jazeera English sucks and all because of Bush.
June 10th, 2008
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It made me laugh, according to Tony Burman, Al-Jazeera English’s new boss it’s Bush’s fault that they can not get any customers in USA. But wait, there is a change coming and that is a good change; “…but for that to happen Burman must wait for the US electorate to delivers ‘regime change’ in the market it most covets.” and only then Al-Jazeera will breath better.
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Al-Jazeera English has a huge presence in the US, with 120 journalists in its Washington bureau, but how does he explain the reluctance of cable companies to carry the channel? Are they unwilling to make space on crowded platforms for a news channel few will watch, or do broadcasters fear a political backlash?
‘I think it’s a bit of both,’ Burman says. ‘It is seen by some people as being a network that is sympathetic to interests that are hostile to the US. ( Ed: Woow, say it ain’t so my friend.)But I think it will change as the administration changes. The Al-Jazeera brand is hugely respected in most parts of the world. There is a problem in the US. That is a the challenge and it is being confronted head on.’
In Burlington, New England, where a tiny city-owned broadcaster with a few thousand subscribers carries Al-Jazeera, complaints from locals prompted the company to announce that it will be taken off air, but a local Republican representative is supporting its continued presence, Burman claims, and that decision could be reversed.
Larger battles are being fought and won elsewhere, he adds: ‘We are hopeful there will be a breakthrough in the American carriage situation soon.’
That may not happen until the post-Bush era, but Burman argues that it would enable Al-Jazeera English to take advantage of a hunger for foreign news, which has been gradually downgraded by the big networks, partly because it is so expensive to produce. ‘At a time when many news organisation are downsizing there will be an increase in our coverage of the world, more investigative journalism and new bureaux,’ he promises.
Many newsrooms already turn to Al-Jazeera English for coverage of events in the Muslim world, including the assassination of Benazir Bhutto last year, because its contacts give it an insight – and some scoops – that Western rivals may lack. It could be that a promotional push will take place once it has established a foothold in America, but for that to happen Burman must wait for the US electorate to delivers ‘regime change’ in the market it most covets.
Linky: www.guardian.co.uk
Technorati Tags: al-jazeera, bush, politics, jihad, news, humor
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